The Booger Robot

The Booger Robot- first of many from our coming children’s book.

I am the booger robot, I exist to fight snot

I glean mucous and critters (which often taste bitter)

From the nasal caves of the sickness enslaved

Which sometimes means going in with big teams

And sometimes entails some help from a nail

And sometimes implies, shutting tight my eyes

But everyone, everywhere, always will know

Inevitably demands some time in a nose