The Booger Robot- first of many from our coming children’s book.
I am the booger robot, I exist to fight snot
I glean mucous and critters (which often taste bitter)
From the nasal caves of the sickness enslaved
Which sometimes means going in with big teams
And sometimes entails some help from a nail
And sometimes implies, shutting tight my eyes
But everyone, everywhere, always will know
Inevitably demands some time in a nose